Great Moments from Michigan House Meetings

• March 4, 1941. Table manners were discussed and much constructive criticism was given. A committee for better table manners was formed consisting of Morris Schoenberg and Johnson.

• 1942. Motioned: Anyone who has not made their bed by 1pm will be fined one work credit. Passed.

• March 20, 1951. ICC has suggested an increase in charges. Roomers will pay 10 cents more a week and boarders will pay 5 cents more a week.

• February 25, 1963. Motioned: No one is to blow his nose in the sink. Carried.

• February 21, 1967. Steve Sadow complained about the house being noisy at night. Motion: The House buy Steve a set of ear plugs. Passed.

• August 30, 1967. Work Holiday Philosophy: Bust Ass and get house in shape.

• Nov. 25, 1968. A recommendation was made that Mich. House go co-ed. A motion was passed allowing Linda Olum to room here during the Winter semester of 1969. Passed.

• September 21, 1975. Fire Procedure: It was motioned that we not have any fire. The motion was seconded and passed unanimously. If there is a fire, sound the alarm and call the fire department! Then, heroically grab a fire extinguisher and focus its frothing fusillade at the floor of the fire, hopefully snuffing in the bud! If you are in your room and smell smoke, don't necessarily think it's a lucky friend. Feel your door. If it's hot, you have a fire outside! Don't welcome it into your room. Keep the door closed and make a loud fuss.

• September 21, 1984. Michigan House votes to add beer to the pop machine. Beer will cost 35 cents a bottle. This vote renewed Michigan House's commitment to beer. Why Michigan House stopped selling Beer is unknown but this vote rectified the situation.

• October 1, 1987. Mich. House votes to subscribe to the New Republic, Nature and Mad Magazine. Mad Magazine carries the most votes.

• April 14, 1997. The night Mike Malone defeated the cow. The challenge: one gallon whole milk, one hour, one drinker, and no food or trips to the bathroom.

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